"Ok. We need to get everyone into the mansion, like now. Ajax, get our wards moving. I'll deal with the authorities." Parker pulls out a quill, ink, and parchment and leaves the following note pinned to the Nycoloth and the golden puddle of not-Thaddius:
'These creatures have been slain by Parker Berko and Company. For a complete recap of events please go to [insert Parker's address here]. Thank you for your timely arrival.'
Parker will pick up two stones and cast light on them both and place the stones underneath the notes so that the authorities will be sure to find them. Then follow the rest into the Mansion compound