A Ghoul in their Gantry?
A Wraith in their Rec-Room?
A Shadow in their Salon?
A Mummy in their Mud Room?
A Wight in their Wine Cellar?
A Banshee in their Bathroom?
A Bodak in their Basement?
A Lich in their underground Lair?
Escatsy in their party room.
but worse..
Ivy League admission tests in the Basement!