He looks at you and cocks an eye, "Religious pilgrims? You don't have enough coin for the 'ol pig. Two coppers for a plate."
"We'd be happy to pay for the special." He asked for 2 copper, so I slide him a silver (5 copper, right?). "I hope this will do. If you have any pecan, candied walnut, or peanut butter mud pies, we'd like one of those too please." On second thought, I take the silver back and slide him a gold piece. "As a matter of fact, I'd like to buy a round for the house." Hopefully some of the strange looks on the patrons faces will turn to a smile after a drink.