"The short, short version is we were is a big battle, we just destroyed a stone golem powered by the fragmented heart of the pit fiend Belarik, and were sent hurtling through the planes. The two of us," gesturing to Martine, "ended up on a plane, i don't know, governed, ruled, heralded, by my good friend Shark-and-dirk. He sped us on our way here, because we can get back to our home world, Habololy, directly. We'd already destroyed an avatar of Lomashin, the second avatar I've destroyed by the way, and there was still a massive Bloated and wiould really like another go at Uscis, the former hunter of paladins, I was the one who took that cursed sword away from him the last time we faced each other. So, long story short, how do we get back home"
Eleven eyes all blink in unison.
“Well, that sounds very impressive and very important. Let’s see (chuckle) you home safely.â€
It rotates in place and sets off. It leads you up a wide boulevard, where you see a wide variety of beings, prime and planar, and leads you to a temple of Stasis, which appears to be a nearly exact copy of the High Temple in Messada.
As he approaches he hails an archon who appears to be keeping a visitor log. “Good day Triesius, these wayward mortals are in need of safe passage back to Habololy. I think this one is Parker Berko, the great bard who assisted in delivering the Throne to Lord Stasis. But he’s not sure if he is or is not Parker Berko so neither am I (chuckle).â€
The archon (who looks like a small grizzly bear with less feral features) says good day gentlemen. If you would write your names in the book I will find a cleric who can open the portal for you.â€